Summer 2008
Elephants are so much better than flamingos.
This morning I was walking down Lafayette avenue to the J and slipped on some ice. I broke my fall with my hands but my palm was bleeding a little. This happened in front of a middle school.
I was cursing and collecting myself off the sidewalk when I looked up and saw these two girls laughing at me and having a great time talking shit about the snow on my coat. But the sunshine morning winked at me because right when I stood up one of those bitches slipped and ate it harder than I did. No worries, her friend helped her up.
