I'm taking a web design class this semester so I can have a portfolio website. It was a bad idea, it has never taken me so long to be mediocre at something before.
I've been making lists for a long time now. I kind of want to write about 40 blank lists and invite a bunch of girls over and make everyone sit in a real big circle. Then we would pass out the lists and everyone would have 60 seconds to write as many things as they could before switching with the person on their left.
I had help with this, you know who you are. maybe you are embarrassed.
maybe I am going to illustrate this.
things i didn't like about you:
you were short
you used paint palettes as ashtrays
you never made me anything, just talked about it
you smoked all my weed and then fell asleep
you broke my toilet
you didn't like my dog
things i did like about you:
you paid attention
you smelled my hair
you liked hammocks
we went on roadtrips
you wrote me a bad song - and a good one
you played chess
things to do at the beach
sleep
apply sunscreen
read a book
draw a cartoon
undo your top strap
dig a hole
eat a popsicle
drink a beer and hide it in the sand
favorite times to smoke a joint
during my lunch break/ down the street in front of the loading dock
walking to the train in the morning before everyone else is awake
while watching twin peaks
with group partners in 'radio documentary' class
actors who only play one character
whoopie goldberg
christian slater
arnold schwarzenneggah
keaneau
christopher lloyd
jennifer anniston
things that are overrated
miranda july
thick pancakes
the magnetic fields
cadbury eggs
cats
college?
granola
not ever leaving new york
names of ex-friends
Obie
RJ
Sara
Brittany
Amadi
Michael
Greg
Angad
things that are underrated
flossing
the bus system
things i have lost
subway card
ipod charger
my ability to read sarcasm
scabs
many movies/ more books
virginity
my favorite cookbook
$20 . definitely a lot more
half of both of my two front teeth
colors with interesting names including crayola names
ochre
cerulean
umber
ruby
peridot
cyan
lavender
atomic tangerine
pumpernickle
beaver
things life would be better without
the girl who thinks she is my boss, but absolutely is not
the hair that gets stuck in my mouth/ your mouth when we are kissing
rooms without windows
when you try and make those faces
things i left at home that i needed today
my notebook
overdue library book
headphones
my external hard drive
film
clean underwear
lunch money
feelings i get on the subway
nausea
a quietness
'shit, why did i have to see you here?'
'im stuck'
interested observation/ disinterested observation
routine
sticky feet
a dedication to vegetarianism
magazines i like
national geographic
capricious
n+1
found magazine
arthur magazine
things i want to do to my teacher
cut his hair
paint his toes
listen to him talk about whatever book he's reading
fog his glasses
end.
of me wasting time in the ucc
